Never Logged Off
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Never
logged off

For people who are always online, and everyone who wishes they never had to log off. Merch and a community are on the way.

Status● Online
This session00:00:00
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The rules of staying on

No apologies for the green dot. This is for the people who keep the group chat alive at 3 AM and answer the DM before it marks itself read.

  1. The green dot is a lifestyle.
  2. "Brb" is a promise, not a goodbye.
  3. Your best ideas show up after midnight. Write them down.
  4. Battery at 4% is a dare.
  5. Log off when you want to. Not because a timer says so.

Watched over by Ladon

In Greek myth, Ladon was the dragon that guarded the golden apples of the Hesperides and never slept. Our mascot keeps the same hours.

First drops

Apparel"Still Online" hoodie

Heavyweight, with the green dot stitched on the chest.

Desk3 AM desk mat

Full-size mat in midnight indigo with Ladon coiled along the edge.

StickersStatus pack

Online, Away, Brb, and Never Logged Off, for laptops and controllers.